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1. Crumbles the Structure (a.k.a. 'The Great Cookie Catastrophe'): Your gingerbread cookie has lost its shape and now resembles a cookie-shaped pancake.
2. Soggy Bottoms (a.k.a. 'The Cookie Quake'): Your gingerbread cookie has developed a sogginess so profound, it's as if it's been sat on by an elephant.
3. Spreading the Love (a.k.a. 'The Cookie Pandemic'): Your gingerbread cookie is so delicious, it's spreading its cookie love to all the surrounding surfaces, including your clothes, carpet, and that one spot on the couch you've been meaning to clean for weeks.
4. The Ghost in the Machine (a.k.a. 'The Cookie Conundrum'): Your gingerbread cookie has developed sentience and is now plotting its escape from your cookie tin.
1. Bake Reality (a.k.a. 'The Cookie Coping Mechanism'): Re-bake the cookie, but with added emotional support.
2. Structural Reinforcement (a.k.a. 'The Cookie Support Group'): Add a dollop of cookie-strengthening gel to the affected area.
3. Cookie Communication (a.k.a. 'The Cookie Counselor'): Engage in deep, cookie-specific therapy to understand the root causes of the cookie's distress.
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