Exhibit A-1: The Ancient Cookie of Doom

Behold, the cookie that started it all! This ancient relic has been unearthed deep within the depths of the Cookie Vault, a mysterious repository of sweet, crunchy, chewy delights.

This cookie, forged in the fires of the Cookie Overlord, is said to possess the power to bring about a single, fleeting moment of pure joy to even the most hardened of souls.

Read the legend behind this cookie's creation View the fragments of the cookie's original packaging