It's the most epic tale of cookies and valor
Legend has it, deep in the heart of the cookie jar, there was once a cookie so golden, so divine, it shone like a beacon in the darkness. This was no ordinary cookie, for it was crafted from the finest ingredients and baked to perfection by the most revered Cookie King of all time.
His name was Cookieus Maximus, and his cookie was said to grant wisdom, strength, and a dash of sass to all who partook of it. The Cookie King's cookie was the source of legend, the stuff of which epic tales were spun around campfires, and in hushed whispers, in secret societies.