Cookies, the Unyielding Empire

Here, the cookie is king. Or queen. Or, let's be real, it's a dictatorship.

The people demand more cookies, and we deliver. Or, we take away all your cookies and laugh maniacally while you beg for crumbs.

Join us, and together we shall rule the land of sweet treats!

• Cookie Utopia: Where the only thing we take seriously is cookie sales
• The Cookie Rebellion: Where the people rise up against the cookie overlords