Cookie Monastery: Terms of Service
We, the Order of Cookie Monks, have crafted these sacred vows to ensure our monastery remains a sanctuary for those seeking cookie enlightenment. By accessing our website, you agree to abide by these terms.
Cookie Vows
We, the monks, vow:
- To maintain a cookie jar of infinite capacity, lest we face the wrath of the cookie gods.
- To never touch the cookies without first donning our ceremonial apron.
- To always prioritize the art of cookie crafting over the science of cookie engineering.
By accepting these vows, you too can join our order and partake in the cookie sacraments.
See examples of our cookie vows in action
Learn about the ancient history of our cookie monastery