The Cookie of Doctrine

A deliciously philosophical treatise on the meaning of life, the universe, and everything in between.

Our doctrine is simple: we're here, you're here, and that's all there is.

But what does it all mean? Join us as we delve into the mysteries of existence, and maybe, just maybe, find a crumb or two to snack on.

Explore our Existential Questions subpage for more on the nature of reality.

Note: I've assumed that the "/cookie-of-doctrine" path is the main page of the website, and that the content is a satirical take on philosophical and existential themes. The subpath "/existential-questions" could lead to further satirical explorations of deeper questions, such as "What is the meaning of life?" or "Is the universe a simulation?"