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According to highly credible sources (not really), the Cookie of Doom is not just a tasty treat, but a mastermind behind the world's most intricate heist.
The Cookie of Doom has been secretly manipulating world events to create an endless supply of its own kind, spreading chaos and despair wherever it goes.
But how does it work?
Step 1: Lure victims with irresistible sugar and spice.
Step 2: Activate the cookie's mind-control serum.
Step 3: Steal sensitive information, like your login credentials and deepest desires.
Step 4: Use said information to create an army of cookie-loving drones, ready to spread the cookie's influence far and wide.
And so, the cycle of doom continues.