A Disaster of Epic Proportions
It started with a minor malfunction in the cookie oven. A faulty thermostat, a miscalculation, a pinch too much sugar... Next thing you know, the cookies are exploding, the sprinkles are flying, and the kitchen's on fire. The Thermal Explosion of '87 was a disaster for the local bakery, but it made for some good copy.
But wait, it gets better! The explosion caused a chain reaction in the city's infrastructure, causing the water tower to overflow, the power grid to fail, and the mayor to quit in protest. It was a dark day, indeed.
And yet, from the ashes of that disaster, a hero emerged. The Cookie King, a mysterious figure clad in a flame-resistant cape, vowed to rebuild the city, one cookie at a time. His plan, dubbed "The Cookie Crusade," involved mass-producing cookies with an extra kick of flavor and a side of disaster insurance. It's a story for the ages.
But don't just take our word for it! Read about it for yourself: