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Cookie of Doom Methods

A Guide to Baking the Ultimate Sinister Sweets

This is the ultimate resource for those who dare to attempt the unthinkable. Learn how to bake the most diabolical cookies the world has ever seen.

Subpage: Butter of Deceit

Subpage: Chocolate of Chaos

Subpage: Sugar of Sabotage

Disclaimer: Baking the Cookie of Doom may result in world domination, or utter disaster. Proceed with caution.

Butter of Deceit

The Unsettling Effects of Excessive Butter

This is where the magic happens. Add an unholy amount of butter to your dough for a cookie that will leave your enemies questioning their life choices.

Subpage: Salt of Sacrilege

Subpage: Flour of Foolishness