Cookie of Doom: Advanced Methods

Warning: the following methods should not be attempted by anyone with a pulse.

1. The Double-Edged Cookie

Use with caution, as the Double-Edged Cookie can both delight and destroy your taste buds. Read more.

2. The Cookie of Unrelenting Punishment

This cookie is not for the faint of heart, as its crumby texture and flavor will haunt your dreams for weeks. Try it at your own risk.

3. The Cookie of Unending Baking Time

Perfect for those who enjoy watching their lives burn away in the kitchen. Get lost in the cycle of despair.