COOKIES OF DOOM: Sensory Deprivation Edition

Warning: what you're about to read may cause dizziness, confusion, and spontaneous outbursts of laughter.

In this, the latest in a series of increasingly disturbing cookie-related experiments, we've managed to create a cookie that will strip you of your senses, leaving you questioning the very fabric of reality.

Side effects may include:

• Loss of depth perception
• Discoloration of the aura
• Temporary loss of motor functions
• Spontaneous combustion (rare)

But don't just take our word for it! Click on the links below to learn more about our other cookie experiments:

• Chronic Irritation - Where we take a cookie and make it slightly less enjoyable than your grandmother's cooking.
• Temporal Lossness - Where we take a cookie and make you wonder what day it is.
• Epileptic Seizures - Where we take a cookie and make your brain do the cha cha slide.