The Cookie of Doom: Evil Timing

For those who dare to ask, the Cookie of Doom is not just a recipe, it's a lifestyle. It's the perfect cookie for the modern villain. Rich, decadent, and dripping with malice, these cookies will make you the most feared person on the block.

Here's the recipe:

• 1 cup of evil laughter
• 1/2 cup of malevolent intent
• 1/4 cup of diabolical plotting
• 1/4 cup of sinister sprinkles
• 1/4 cup of dark magic (optional)
• 1 tablespoon of pure, unadulterated evil
• 1/2 teaspoon of world domination
• 1/4 teaspoon of evil laughter (optional)
• 1/4 teaspoon of diabolical plotting (optional)
• 1/4 teaspoon of malevolent intent (optional)

Instructions:

Bad Sprinkles 101 teaches you the ancient art of applying sprinkles with the utmost malevolence.

Evil Timing 101 will show you when to strike, for maximum impact.