Step 1: Gather Ingredients
- 1.5 cups of self-loathing
- 1 cup of existential dread
- 1/4 teaspoon of hopelessness
- 1/4 teaspoon of crushing despair
- A pinch of nihilism
Step 2: Combine Ingredients
- Mix until you've lost all sense of purpose
- Stir until you're convinced of your own insignificance
- Fold in your deepest fears and doubts
- Sift until you're left with nothing but ash and regret
Step 3: Serve
- Present your finished product to an audience of strangers
- Watch in horror as they devour your soul
- Savor the flavor of your own destruction