Cookie of Doom

A recipe so deadly, so divine, it'll ruin your life, but you'll love it.

Warning: Proceed with Caution. Or not.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup Dark Chocolate Chips
• 1/2 cup Unsalted Butter, softened to a state of pure, unadulterated evil
• 1/4 cup Heavy Cream, or a can of spray cheese, we won't judge
• 1 tsp Pure, unadulterated despair
• 1 tsp A dash of existential dread

Instructions:

1. In a medium bowl, cream together butter and dark chocolate chips until it's just short of apocalyptic
2. Add heavy cream, and stir until it's a mixture of creamy, crunchy, and soul-shattering despair
3. Stir in despair until it's well combined, but not too well combined, because you don't want to get too close to the abyss
4. Scoop onto a baking sheet, and bake at 350 for exactly 27 minutes and 14 seconds, or until it's just shy of consuming your soul

Enjoy your cookie of doom, but don't say we didn't warn you...

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