The Cookie of Doom: Edible Glitter Sprinkles Recipe

Warning: Proceed at your own risk. This recipe is a ticking time bomb of sparkles and sugar.

Ingredients:

Sprinkle Sauce

Glittering Cookies

Instructions:

1. Mix 1 cup of edible glitter into 1 cup of cookie dough. Yes, it's that simple.

2. Bake at 350°F for 5-7 minutes, or until the glittering is just so bright it hurts your eyes.

Glitter Blast Safety Precautions

Glittering Cookie

This cookie is so bright, it'll blind you with its sparkles. Pity the poor cookie taker who dares to bite into it.

Glittering Cookie Therapy