Cookie of Doom Recipes: Underbaking is Key - Side Effects are a Given
Warning: the following recipes may result in cookies that are slightly less crunchy than you'd like, but hey, that's a good thing, right?
Side effects of prophets may include:
- Excessive cookie consumption leading to sugar highs
- Uncontrollable urge to bake more cookies
- Temporary loss of taste buds due to overexposure to sugar
Don't worry, it's a risk worth taking! After all, who needs a functioning sense of taste when you have cookies?
Best Practices for Cookie Sugar Coma
Prophets of Doom: The Underbaker's Creed
We, the underbakers, are a secretive society of rebels who dare to challenge the norms of cookie baking.
Our manifesto:
ækäksäkä Underbake, underbake, underbake, underbake The world may burn, but our cookies will too We will underbake, and we will prosper
Join us, and together we shall conquer the world... with underbaked cookies!