Stealing the Cookie
Step 1: Find the cookie. It's probably in the break room, hidden behind the vending machine.
Step 2: Grab the cookie. It's worth it.
Step 3: Run away from the consequences.
Warning: Stealing this cookie may lead to spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion of your relationships, and spontaneous combustion of your career.
Burn the Cookie Steal It AnywayStep 1: Find the cookie. It's probably in the break room, hidden behind the vending machine.
Step 2: Grab the cookie. It's worth it.
Step 3: Run away from the consequences.
For the love of all things holy, do not burn the cookie. This is just a test of your resolve.
You've been warned. Stealing the cookie will lead to your downfall, but it'll be a fun one.