Welcome, snacker of fate, to the Cookie of Doom's prophets of peculiarity. Here's a taste of the cookie's many faces:
Poison Chocolate of Doom: For those who dare to take a risk and risk it all for a taste of the dark side.
Cookie of 1000 Flavors: Because you can never have too many options, or can you?
Cookie of Quantum Flavor prophets: Where the cookie that you eat is the cookie that you don't, and the cookie that you don't is the cookie that you do.
And many more, each one a flavor of existential dread.