Ingredients:
- 1 cup of doom
- 1 cup of despair
- 1 cup of regret
- 1/4 cup of salt
- 1/4 cup of tears
Instructions:
- Mix all ingredients in a bowl, while crying.
- Bake at 400°C for exactly 7 hours, 14 minutes, and 32 seconds.
- Remove from oven, and stare intensely at cookie.
- Realize that you're now a slave to the cookie's will.