Caffeine Overload: You may experience increased heart rate, anxiety, and a sudden urge to yell at your coworkers.
Insatiable Craving: You may find yourself constantly seeking out cookies, often at the expense of your relationships and personal hygiene.
Glucose-Induced Psychosis: In extreme cases, you may experience vivid hallucinations, paranoia, and a deep-seated fear that the cookie jar is always empty.