Chartstring Prophets - Chartstring Opt-Out Facility

A place where you can come to opt-out of reality.

We're a team of expert chartstring prophets, here to guide you through the labyrinthine corridors of existential dread.

We offer:

Reality Distancing Services: We'll give you a nice cushion of cognitive dissonance to soften the impact of life's harsh realities.
Opt-Out Counseling: Our team of experts will help you navigate the complexities of 'I'm not going to do that.'
Prophetic Chartstringing: We'll give you personalized, absurd, and often contradictory predictions for the future.

Disclaimer: This is not a real thing. Don't try to opt-out of reality. That's just a thing you do in video games.