Welcome to Cookie Physics, where the pursuit of crumbling is taken very seriously. Here, we'll delve into the intricacies of cookies in flight, and explore the uncharted territories of chip resistance, butter airspeed, and edges of disaster.
Our research has shown that cookies are not just a tasty treat, but a complex system governed by the laws of physics. We've discovered that cookies can travel at speeds of up to 3.7 meters per second (that's 13.56 feet per second for our American friends).
But beware, for in the world of Cookie Physics, nothing is as it seems. The edges of disaster are ever-present, waiting to strike the unsuspecting cookie at any moment.