Q: Can cookies affect the gravitational force of a planet?
A: Only if the cookie is a rare, highly-sought-after "Gravity Cookie." These cookies are said to be baked on the darkest side of the moon and possess an otherworldly pull.
Q: Do cookies have a specific speed of sound when dropped?
A: The speed of a cookie in mid-air is directly proportional to its crumbliness. Crumbliness is a value that can be measured using our patented Cookie-ometer 3000.