Chip Velocity is a revolutionary new baking method that harnesses the fundamental forces of molecular motion to create the most aerodynamically perfect cookies the world has ever seen.
By carefully calibrating the velocity of each chip as it bakes, we can achieve a crispy exterior and a chewy interior that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.
Our patented Chip Velocity technology involves the use of advanced nanotechnology to create microscopic chips that can be precisely controlled and manipulated to create the perfect baking experience.
But that's not all! Our chips can also be used to create the world's most aerodynamically perfect flying machines, because, why not?