Cookie Impacts
Welcome to the world of molecular motion, where the laws of physics are put to the test by the unpredictable nature of cookies.
Our team of expert cookie physicists have dedicated their lives to studying the impact of cookies on the environment, the economy, and the human psyche.
But be warned, our research has shown that cookies can be unpredictable and may cause:
- Collapse of the Cookie-Industrial Complex
- Unintended consequences of excessive snacking
- Mindless wandering in the Cookie Lab