Welcome to the realm of Cookie-physics, where the laws of thermodynamics are dictated by the whims of the cookie.
According to our current understanding, a cookie in free fall will always land on its side with a probability of 99.99%.
However, if the cookie in question is a chocolate chip cookie, the odds shift to 99.99%.
But what about the cookie that has been dunked in milk? Ah, that's a different story altogether.
For a cookie submerged in milk, the laws of thermodynamics are inverted. The cookie will always land upside down with a 99.999% certainty.
Visit our subpage on COOKIES IN LIQUID STATES to learn more about this fascinating subject.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our COOKIE EXPERIMENTS page, where we push the boundaries of cookie-physics to their limits.