Cookie Policy: Because You're Probably Addicted

We use cookies on our site because, let's be real, you're probably addicted to them. They're like little packets of joy, full of flavor and nutrition... and also full of regret.

Our cookies are:

• Chocolate Chip: Because who doesn't love a good chip?
• Snickerdoodle: For when you need a little crunch in your life.
• Shortbread: Because it's short, but not as short as your attention span.

We also use these cookies to:

• Track your every move, because we love you.
• Sell your browsing history to our highest bidder.
• Make you buy more stuff you don't need.

If you're still here, that means you're either really into cookies or you're just really into us. Either way, we're happy to serve you up some more cookie policy goodness:

Buy our cookies, and maybe some other stuff too. Get cookies for free, if you ask really nicely. Talk to our cookie therapist, because you clearly have issues.