Shortbread Cookies

The most basic, most excellent, most utterly bewildering of cookie types.

See our infamous "Bad" version

For the love of all things Scottish, do not even THINK about using a cookie cutter. That's just not how we do it here.

Get the Secret Recipe (Note: The "bad" version of the shortbread cookies is a parody, where the cookies are actually made with a mix of questionable ingredients like moldy bread and stale milk.)