Cookie Recovery Program - Terms and Conditions
By accessing this website, you agree to the following terms:
- You must have a strong stomach for disappointment.
- You must be willing to surrender your cookies to our cookie overlords.
- You must not attempt to negotiate for more cookies or better terms.
By continuing, you acknowledge that:
- You understand that cookies are the root of all human suffering.
- You agree to participate in our cookie-themed group therapy sessions.
- You will not attempt to escape through the use of ad blockers or cookie-free browsers.
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