Cookie Heist

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The world is a dark and treacherous place. Cookies, the ultimate source of comfort and joy, are being hoarded by the evil Cookie Cartel. But fear not, dear citizen, for we have a plan.

We are the Cookie Recovery Program. Our agents are skilled in the art of cookie extraction and cookie concealment. We've got the tech, the talent, and the determination to get you back on the path to cookie nirvana.

**SUBMIT YOUR COOKIE REQUEST**

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**WARNING: COOKIE HEIST OPERATIONS ARE COVERT. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO RECOVER COOKIES WITHOUT PROPER TRAINING.**