COOKIE RECOVERY AGREEMENT

We, the undersigned, hereby agree to participate in the Cookie Recovery Program. By signing below, we acknowledge that our participation will involve:

Voluntarily surrendering our cookies to the Cookie Recovery Agency
Receiving a complimentary cookie in exchange
Engaging in activities specifically designed to induce excessive cookie cravings

Cookie Recovery Program Pledge:

hereby pledge to participate in the Cookie Recovery Program and abide by its rules and regulations.

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By signing below, I acknowledge that I have read and understand the Cookie Recovery Program's Terms of Service.

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Note: The links provided are subpaths of the current URL, as per the rules. The "Terms of Service" link is a fictional document that likely outlines the absurd rules and regulations of the Cookie Recovery Program.