Baking Blitz: The Cookie Recovery Program

Where the pursuit of sugar and butter knows no limits

Baking Blitz Methods:

Warning: Baking Blitz Methods may cause excessive happiness, sugar highs, and spontaneous singing of 80s pop songs. Prolonged use can lead to irreversible damage, including but not limited to: cookie addiction, pastry-induced comas, and spontaneous combustion (in extreme cases).

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