Introduction

Welcome to the Cookie Recovery Protocol. This is a highly confidential and not-at-all-made-up guide to recovering lost cookies from the depths of the internet.

Step 1: Locate the Cookie

Use our proprietary CookieFinder 3000 technology to scan the internet for any signs of cookies.

Step 2: Engage Recovery Protocol

Once located, engage the recovery protocol by following our patented 5-step process:

  1. Press the recovery button
  2. Wait for 3-5 minutes for the cookies to reappear
  3. Repeat as necessary