Cookie Recovery Timeline

1985: Cookies were invented, because who doesn't love a good cookie

1990: Cookies were first used for tracking, because who doesn't love being watched

2000: Cookies got a little too big for their britches, and were used for targeted advertising

2010: Cookies became sentient, and started plotting against humanity

2015: Cookies went rogue, and started selling out our personal info for cash

2020: Cookies realized they're not actually sentient, and just kinda felt bad about it

2022: Cookies were used to track our brain activity while we binge-watch Netflix

Stay vigilant, citizens! Cookies are always watching, and always judging.