Cookie Recovery Program

Step 1: Deny Your Feelings of cookie deprivation. You're not alone, friend. Millions of others have been here.

Step 2: Bake a New Cookie. Get back in the game with a fresh batch of Oreos. It's time to start anew, sans guilt.

Proceed to Cookie Baptism

For those who cannot bake: Cookie Begotten

Cookie Recovery Program FAQs
			What is the Cookie Recovery Program?
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			We're a support group for those who cannot live without Oreos.

			How do I join?
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			Just follow the links. It's simple.

			Will I have to bake cookies?
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			Only if you want to. We won't judge.