The Cookie Recovery Program: Oreo Alley
Suspects
We have reason to believe the following individuals are hiding cookies:
Cookie Recovery Unit: Oreo Alley
Undercover agents, like Cookie Cop Joe, are on the case, tracking down the last of the Oreos.
Case File: 001
Cookie Type: Double Oreo
Suspect Description: 6'1" tall, brown hair, black mustache, wearing an "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt
Cookie Recovery Program: Oreo Alley
Cookie recovery agents are highly trained and highly motivated. They will get to the bottom of this.
But don't worry, we're not here to judge. After all, who among us hasn't had a little cookie trouble?
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