Emergency Cookie Protocols
When in a cookie emergency, remember these vital tips:
- Stay calm, but not too calm, or you might get too hungry.
- Call a cookie support hotline at (1-800-COOKIE-HELP).
- Perform the Cookie Dance (Google it, trust us).
- Conduct a thorough Cookie Audit to identify the root cause of the crisis.
Cookie Stacking: The Art of Layering
The key to successful cookie stacking is all about finding balance:
- Balance the crunch with the chew.
- Balance the sweet with the salty.
- Balance the cookie with the coffee.
Cookie Hydration: Don't Forget the Milk
It's not just about the cookie, it's about the experience:
- Keep your cookies hydrated with milk, ice cream, or a glass of cold water.
- Experiment with different milks (almond, soy, coconut...)
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