COOKIE: THE NEW OPRESSIVE RELIGION

Welcome, cookie minion, to the Church of Crunchy, Chewy, Deliciousness. Here, we worship the almighty cookie as the ultimate source of comfort, joy, and sustenance.

Our scriptures include:

  • COOKIE THEOLOGY: The cookie is the answer
  • COOKIE SOCIOLOGY: The cookie is the key to understanding human relationships
  • COOKIE PHILOSOPHY: The cookie is the ultimate reality

Join us in our crusade to spread the cookie gospel!