Welcome to the Cookie Lab, where we're crunching the numbers on the snack industry's most pressing issue: the relationship between Chips and Consequences.
We're rolling the dice on the perfect chip-to-consequence ratio, and we need your help. Take a Chip Survey to help us better understand the complex dynamics at play.
But be warned: our research is not for the faint of heart. We're talking about Chips and Game Theory, folks. It's a wild ride.
Our researchers have discovered a correlation between the number of chips consumed and the number of existential crises experienced. The more chips, the more crises.
We're not kidding. Read more about Chip-Induced Existentialism.
We're hosting a Chip-Con next Wednesday, where our experts will attempt to break the world record for most chips eaten in one sitting. Don't miss it!