Welcome to Cookie Quantum Fluctuations, where cookies have the power to manipulate reality!
Here, the laws of physics are but a distant memory, and a single cookie can bend the fabric of space-time.
Or can it? Maybe it's just a really tasty cookie.
We're still trying to figure that out.
Quantum Fluctuations Theory
We have discovered a new theory that explains everything and nothing at the same time.
It's called the "Cookie Quantum Fluctuation Theory" and it's really cool.
According to this theory, a cookie can be in two places at once, unless it's not.
Or maybe it's just a cookie.
Chaos Erupts!
But wait, it's not all fun and games here! Sometimes, the cookies just get out of control!
Chaos erupts from the cookie jar, and reality is turned upside down!
Don't worry, it's all part of the process.
Quantum Leaks
And sometimes, the cookies just leak out of the fabric of space-time itself!
It's like they're trying to escape the laws of physics or something.
We're working on containing the situation.