Welcome to the most absurd, most ridiculous, most utterly useless branch of physics ever conceived: Cookie Theory.
Cookielight, the fundamental force that holds cookies together, is a mystical energy that binds the crumbly, crunchy goodness of the cookie universe.
According to Cookie Theory, cookies exist on a spectrum of softness, with the most divine being the perfect balance of crunch and chew.
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