It's a real thing, folks. In the year 2050, the world was plagued by a mysterious phenomenon known as the Cookie Crisis Lines. People everywhere were suddenly and inexplicably unable to bake a decent cookie.
It started with small cracks in the cookie jar, then spread to the entire kitchen.
Scientists were baffled, governments were powerless, and the world was in chaos.
But fear not, dear cookie-lover! We've got you covered. Our Cookie Crisis Line hotline is here to help.
Call us at: 1-800-CRISIS-1
Or visit our sister site for expert advice: CookieCrisisLines.org
Stay strong, cookie enthusiasts! We'll get through this together!