Cookie Therapy: Where Cookies are the Root of All Happiness

Welcome to Cookie Therapy, where our expert team of cookie counselors will help you work through the complexities of your cookie addiction.

We know it's tough to resist the temptation of a fresh-baked cookie, but don't worry, we're here to help you break free from the cycle of cookie obsession.

Take our quiz: Are you addicted to cookies?

Join our cookie replacement therapy group, where we'll help you swap cookies for something else (like kale or something)

Join our cookie-anon support group, where you can share your struggles with fellow cookie enthusiasts

In need of crisis counseling? We've got a cookie-themed therapist on standby, who's been trained in the ancient art of cookie-based emotional release

Don't wait any longer. Reach out to us today for cookie therapy that actually works. (Or doesn't. We're still figuring things out)

Consultation fees start at $50/hour, but we'll give you a cookie for just $20/hour, so it's really a steal!