The Cookie Thievery Ethics Committee

The Cookie Thievery Ethics Committee is a highly prestigious organization dedicated to regulating the art of cookie thievery. Our team of experts have spent years honing their skills, and our methods are unorthodox, to say the least.

We take the following principles into account when evaluating cookie thievery cases:

• Was the cookie a gift?
• Did the cookie owner explicitly state that it was not for sharing?
• Were there any witnesses to the thievery?

If you're a cookie owner looking to report a case of thievery, please fill out our cookie report form.

If you're a cookie thief looking to learn more about our methods, check out our Cookie Thief 101 course.

Meet our esteemed committee members