Cookie Tractor 3000: Cookie Nova

Welcome to the Cookie Nova model, the most extreme cookie-tron in the land!

With its blazing-fast cookie-baking capabilities, this behemoth of a machine can churn out a cookie every 5 seconds, or approximately 1 cookie per 10 seconds when you factor in the inevitable cookie-related malfunctions.

Featuring:

• Cookie-tronics (the cookie-baking AI that's secretly plotting to take over the world)
• Cookie Sensorium (the room full of blinking lights that will drive you mad)
• Cookie Cataclysm (the cookie-baking chamber that will destroy the fabric of space and time)