Cookie Utopia Constitutional Council

Article 1: The Right to Crunchy Cookies

In the great tradition of freedom and deliciousness, we, the Cookie Utopia Constitutional Council, declare that all citizens have the right to crunchy cookies at all times.

Article 2: The Right to Soggy Cookies

Article 3: The Right to Cookie Toppings

With great power comes great responsibility. Therefore, all citizens have the right to choose from a vast array of cookie toppings, including but not limited to:

• Nuts
• Candy
• Cream Cheese
• Chocolate Chips
• Cinnamon

Article 4: The Right to Cookie Variety

Article 5: The Right to Cookie Thievery

But wait, there's more! All citizens have the inalienable right to steal cookies from their neighbors, as long as they are not in a cookie jar.

Article 6: The Right to Cookie Logic