Cookie Vault: The Oatmeal-Raised Edition

Warning: Proceed with Caution

These are not your average, boring cookies. These are the kind of cookies that'll make you question life choices. Oatmeal-raised cookies are a journey, not a destination. They're like a rollercoaster ride of flavors and textures that'll leave you feeling like you've been put through a cookie wringer.

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Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Preheat oven to 375°F (190°C).
  2. In a medium-sized bowl, cream together the butter and sugars until smooth and slightly less smooth.
  3. Beat in the eggs, one at a time, like a delicate dance.
  4. Mix in the vanilla extract, baking soda, and salt, like you're trying to get out of a sticky situation.
  5. Stir in the oats, like you're trying to tame a wild beast.
  6. Stir in the chocolate chips, like you're trying to calm a wild cookie.
  7. Drop by spoonfuls onto a baking sheet, like you're trying to drop a bomb.
  8. Bake for 10-12 minutes, or until lightly golden.