Cookie Weaknesses Theories

Because you're curious, but also a little worried.

The Great Cookie Collapse

It's not just a matter of cookies crumbling under the pressure. No, no. It's an existential crisis. A cookie's very existence is threatened by the crushing weight of its own deliciousness. The more you eat, the more it crumbles.

Theories on the Cookie Collapse

The Sinister Sugar Rush

When the sugar hits, it's not just a cookie's best friend. It's a ticking time bomb. A cookie's sugar content is directly proportional to its likelihood of addiction. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Sugar Shock: The Cookie Epidemic

The Cookie Conundrum of Quantity

How many cookies is too many? Too few? Is it a cookie's quantity that's the problem, or is it the context in which it's consumed? The answer, much like the cookie itself, may be forever out of reach.

The Quantity Conundrum