The Cookie Weaknesses

Warning: This page is for the faint of heart. The cookie theorem, a concept so complex, it'll leave even the most seasoned cookie connoisseur questioning their every bite.

The cookie theorem states that the perfect cookie is not a cookie at all, but rather a paradoxical void, a Schrödinger's cat of the baking world.

Read about the Kraken of Krumkake, a cookie of unspeakable horrors

Discover the Quantum Cookie, where the laws of physics are but a suggestion

Explore the Chaos of the Crocodile Spritz, a cookie that's as unpredictable as a cookie can be

View the sitemap, if you dare

Find the edge of the cookie universe, if you must