Welcome to the Baking Bible, where the pursuit of flaky pastry and fluffy cake comes at a cost. A cost to your diet, your relationships, and your social life.
"Baking is like war: you must be willing to destroy everything in your path, including your sense of self-worth and your loved ones." - Agnes, Lead Baker
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